How to Vacation like the Pizzafanny Family
Check into the nearest Embassy Suites.
Less than 10 mile drive is advised.
Play John Denver during the drive.
Take me home country roads down I35.
Try to wake up early enough to go down for the free cook-to-order breakfast.
Swim, swim, swim.
Hot tub.
Be secretly glad that the waterpark of America is maxed out at 3,000(!) people and so the Pizzafanny family can't get in.
Go back to the Embassy Suites.
Swim. Do crazy jumps.
Nap.
Go to free manager's reception. Read. Play cards.
Swim.
Order Pizza for all the fanny's. Watch a movie in the room.
"Music and Lyrics." Laugh out loud at Hugh Grant's 80's dance moves.
Sleep. Repeat.
Drive ten miles back home again.
First, though, go to the movies.
Watch "Are we Done Yet" with the funniest character ever, "Chuck." Realtor/Contractor/Baby Whisperer/Worldclass Walking Champion
Laugh.
Go home and be glad.
Forget to watch American Idol. Catch Melinda from last night on u-tube.
Chat with neighbors who come over with tea.
Laters, gators! Thanks for coming over to the liver blog. With love, T
1 comment:
Terri -- I am going to actually try to leave a comment here. I don't know if you have to page all the way back down to this entry to read it, however. I am not so good with this blog stuff!
I was laughing out loud about the trip to the hotel. We did the same thing about two days after you -- however we ended up not even two miles due North at the Country Inn. We could have walked! The great thing is, we spent very little money and the kids thought we went on a trip! I didn't even check out the Water Park of America for fear they'd want to go there - glad to hear it was booked solid.
Lisa
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